Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  12 months ago

    From Not Always Right : This Diet Is A Mis-Steak

    During the Atkins Diet craze, I had the misfortune of waitressing at a diner. Atkins bandwagoners just could not understand why they couldn’t substitute whatever meat product they wanted for hash browns or toast on their breakfast combos.

    Customer: “I’d like your breakfast meal, but please replace the toast with some steak.”

    Me: “That’ll be a $5.99 upcharge.”

    Customer: “What, I can’t get a little piece of steak instead of toast?”

    Me: “Yes, but you need to pay. The steak costs more — quite a lot more.”

    Customer: “It’s a bit unfair that the only combos you offer have items that aren’t Atkins-friendly!”

    The ones who complained loudest had no idea what they were really doing with Atkins, so I took revenge by undermining them whenever possible — things like offering them ketchup whenever possible and smiling gleefully whenever I saw them sop it all over their meat products.

    NOT my story.

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    seanfear  12 months ago

    mine started few hours ago and ended few minutes ago.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 months ago

    Diet is die with a T.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    After all … Why starve yourself to death just so you can live a little longer? (—

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    jmworacle  12 months ago

    Been there done that many many times.

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    Troglodyte  12 months ago

    I don’t buy that Aunty, the spare tyre around my midriff seems immortal!

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    paranormal  12 months ago

    I’d lose more weight on an eating diet…

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Living in the moment!!!

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    ladykat Premium Member 12 months ago

    Diets definitely don’t last forever.

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    cuzinron47  12 months ago

    I’m so proud of you, I wouldn’t have thought you would make it that long.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago

    Aunty, come on now, you are using the same diet you have all your life. The SEE FOOD diet. You see food you eat it.

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    Lady loves a joke  12 months ago

    She fell off the wagon.. and into a tank of ice cream.

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    Jml58  12 months ago

    Most diets start tomorrow.

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