Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 31, 1993
Poor baby. Do your gums hurt, honey? Waaaaa! Poor baby. I'll get you a cold teething ring. Waaaaa! Poor baby! Poor baby! Poor baby! You're such a good father... Waaaa! Zoe's been screaming for two hours and you can still express sympathy for her. I was talking to myself.