Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 04, 1995
We'd better start Christmas shopping for the kids pretty soon. Already? Already??? Are you kidding? Most people are finished by now! If we wait any longer, all the good toys will be gone and we'll be stuck with a bunch of cheap plastic stuff! We can't afford the good toys, said don't we end up buying the cheap plastic stuff anyway? Don't go clouding the issue with logic.