Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 27, 1996
I read that playgrounds at places like this are just crawling with germs. Yeah but it keeps the kids busy so the parents can eat. The food is loaded with fat, salt and sugar. Mmmmm... Taste good! And these fast food corporations only offer part-time minimum-wage jobs with no benefits! So we can afford to come here more often. Goodbye conscience, hello convenience. Plus... Action figures!