Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 29, 1996
You know how scientists say that the human body is something like 80 percent water? Yeah... Well, they always stop there. They never say what the other 19 percent is! But through keen observation, I figured it out. Okay. What is it? 86 percent water... 14 percent macaroni and cheese. Sometimes it feels like more than that.