Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 24, 1999
Why do I have to go to kindergarten?? Zoe, kindergarten is going to be fun! Yeah! Kindergarten is great! You'll have a great time... Make new friends... Learn new stuff... You're going to love it. I promise. Guaranteed or my money back? This is school we're talking about here... Not a major appliance. Public education doesn't come with a warranty, sweetheart.