Find somebody to love and share Valentine’s candy.
How about a new can of Play Doh, kid?
I’ve always thought that February rent should be 10% less than other months. For some reason, my landlords have never agreed.
Hey, there’s always the Presidents Day Holiday to shoot for.
I’m glad that you followed my advice from yesterday!
Might want to check in with Hallmark..
Cookies shaped as a groundhog would be a huge success.
For my forever single son Valentine’s day stopped.
You’re safe Hammie.
No need for a special day to have a special day to eat candy.Every day is a candy day!
I always got a big heart box full of chocolates from my parents when I was little.
Follow Up Question…Would The Easter Bunny WANT To Sue A 7 Year Old? That’s A Huge Chunk Of His Demographic Right There.
Ah yes, another holiday (holy-day) completely about candy and nothing meaningful.
Don’t you get those deplorable pressed sugar hearts on Valentine’s Day. But I guess Hammy is asking for candy so never mind.
Amazing how quickly Hammie deflated once threatened with court!
January 25, 2022