What’s he going to do? Just sit down and wait for her instead of thinking about when he last wore it.
You may not want her to access a long strip of cloth designed to go around your neck just now. Try one of your other ties.
This all seems very familiar.
Watch it Darryl, she is holding a sharp needle in her hand!
Come on everyone, all together now: FIND IT YOURSELF!!!!!
I wonder if she would hit a man wearing glasses.
Give her a break people
The blue tie will look great on him in the coffin!
Hey Wanda, can you look for my socks and car keys too!
OY! Wimpy wimpy wimpy…look for it yourself lamebrain!
Darrels middle name is Raymond.
Zoe is so obnoxious that she never have to worry about being in this type of situation when she grows up.
He should go and put his blanket and pillow on the couch now
Wanda you have our permission.
Meanwhile, the credit card(s) in his wallet call out, Stand by – Dinner Out Stations!
After Ten Years He STILL Can’t Catch On?
Column 4- Dayrral: By The Way, Have You Seen The Kids? Wanda: I Told YOU To Wake Them Up Fifteen Minutes Ago!
Wanda just sewed a button on a jelly sandwich.
Her next Father’s Day gift will be a tie hanger. But they will still have this conversation because he will forget to put it back on it at the end of the day.
find it yourself
Back away slowly Darryl so no one gets hurt.
Yes, dear. And in the meantime open the fridge and stare at the eye-level shelf. We’ll see who dfinds it first.
She’s STILL sewing that button? Hasn’t it been days?
by the time she has some free time to find it, he could gave gone to the mall and gotten a new one!
Wrong answer. “Sorry, I don’t know where it is. Good luck.”
THEN if he responds in the same way she can consider mayhem.
January 25, 2022