Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 11, 2022

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    LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So true!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    I have heard that women notice the smell more than men do.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 2 years ago

    What is a little disapproval by gurls against all the benefits of being a Hammie?

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    Think of how many times you have hidden in that bush while playing hide and seek.

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    j_m_kuehl  almost 2 years ago

    go find that Wood-tick Hammie

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    As a boy myself, Hammie, what do we need while it is summer?

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    capricorn9th  almost 2 years ago

    Except no.2, you are expected to go indoors, Hammie.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    I have known young boys just like Hammie!

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    Ichabod Ferguson  almost 2 years ago

    When you’re a man, the world is your urinal.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    from age 5 to age 17 used outhouse every summer, all summer long…after age 7 my folks just left me down at little beach house all week long alone while they worked in city, about 20 miles away…nearest phone was 1 mile walk, (now best buddy is Keith, lived next door, and we slept in his boy scout tent on cots, and his mother stayed all week too) great times, and yeah, to pee you don’t use outhouse…and by the way to clean a New England outhouse was to throw lobsters in in the summer to eat everything during the winter and you’d have big lobsters to eat all next summer…this is why used to be called ‘poor man’s diet’

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I always wore a shirt, mainly to wipe the sweat off of my face. Never cared for going shirtless, except at the pool, of course.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    The Wizzer of Oz.

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    ctolson  almost 2 years ago

    This is definitely worth informing mom about.

    Had a grandson that couldn’t understand why he could relieve himself when they were out hiking in the woods but not in the backyard. After all, he stated, here were trees in both places. My daughter finally got him to understand there are things he can do in the wild but in in town/backyard.

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Monty Python really do understand the meaning of life. A little ditty that expresses it well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

    Not for the easily squeamish.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    There goes the shrubbery.

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    kaycstamper  almost 2 years ago

    I’m never going behind that bush again!

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    dv1093  almost 2 years ago

    This is very true. A big advantage to being a boy. At any age.

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    MOOOM!!

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    And Wanda’s flower bed instantaneously shrieks and dies

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    The Quiet One  almost 2 years ago

    I sense Zoe will be tatteling in just a minute.

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    jrankin1959  almost 2 years ago

    Bathroom, Hammie! You’re not in the country…

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    jrankin1959  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know of any male in rural areas who, working outside, hasn’t gone behind the barn to do a number one – where the only thing you have to worry about is Google Earth.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Just make sure you use different bushes, or you’ll burn them.

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    cmxx  almost 2 years ago

    Years ago I’d see my next-door neighbor guiding the youngest of her three boys to use the sapling in her front yard (no bushes available). I figured she had two alternatives: Either take the little one inside while leaving the two slightly older guys alone in the front yard on a busy street, or take all three inside. Using the tree was a lot less fraught than either of those.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The advantage might shift a bit when the boy becomes a senior citizen and suffers prostate enlargement.

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    B LeCren  almost 2 years ago

    One of the great things about being a guy… the world is our urinal!

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    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    To quote Tina Belcher: It’s easer with an outie than an inie.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hey Zoe- it isn’t just the bush Hammie uses. I would avoid swimming with him if I were you.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    A fellow mail carrier who lived on a route I had a couple years ago has a son who had a very similar philosophy. He was about 4 and I caught him going in the bushes as I was walking up to deliver the mail. They live on a fairly busy street too.

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    KageKat  almost 2 years ago

    Hammie, that’s not fair to the rest of the family!

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    edeloriea14  almost 2 years ago

    Hammie thinks his world is a big toilet!

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 2 years ago

    A long time ago, I was in line for one of the rides at Disneyland, the Matterhorn I think. We were still about two hours to the ride, so about halfway through the line. You know. Anyway, in front of my group was a family with a young boy. He had to tinkle…what do you think dad did? “Look! There’s a tree right next to the line.” They we’re in just the right spot. The tree was in the bordered area between the line and the mountain. Easy to tuck in there and do his business. I was equally grossed out and jealous. :)

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    jarbain  almost 2 years ago

    Remember the old adage, “The person who smelt it, dealt it”

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    ToneeRhianRose  almost 2 years ago

    Haha! XD

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    riff raff  over 1 year ago

    ew

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    feefers_  10 months ago

    Females are not built for outside peeing.

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