Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 22, 2023

Sorry Hammie. Mom just doesn’t understand how talented you are. I was impressed how you managed to do all three at once.

Let’s see him do it hanging upside down like my brother.

That’s why they waited 3000 years before opening King Tut’s tomb.

Society must be going downhill if Hammie isn’t recognized for his greatness,

Sad, so sad, so very sad.

SNURPOOTED

should be submitted to Webster’s

On the movie Grown Ups, Eric Lamonsoff called it a Burpsnart.

There was a time when you couldn’t get away with a toot in a comic strip.

That sneezing, burping, and fahrting at the same time would be painful I would think!

I think your skills would impress your friends much more than your mother, Hammie!

oh i can do that too

Put in exile – that happens to some kings, too.

Ah, the body function triple. one has to be careful the burp doesn’t regurgitate something and the toot is’t a "disqualifier’.

Hey, Hammie! The candy shop called. They want you to pose for the world’s biggest sucker!

We had an English Mastiff that accomplished that particular feat. He had the funniest look on his face afterwards. After he shook a couple of times, he looked at me as if to tell me it was my fault. I’m chuckling now thinking about it. I really miss that big goof.

Now Zoe did a clever alternative to her tattletaling!

Hammie just hit the trifecta!

My wife loved the Snurpooted. So, I tried to do it. Eww….

You’d think expelling gas from that many orrifices could cause the body to implode.

Would he be the air to the throne??

Snurpooted? That’s funny

Funny

I guess the response to a SNURPOOT would be

BLEXCUSEWW!

“Mom, do farts have lumps?”

Somehow, adoring little sister Wren who’s been following “Ammie” around all week was smart enough to get well away from this one!

It was fun while it lasted.

Please, no more flatulence “jokes.”

I almost suspect that Zoe knew this would happen. . . .

Hammie falls for an old trick.For the 2,748th time

Haha! XD