Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 15, 2023

Don’t know why Darryl and Zoe are picking on Hammie. He’s such a good boy.

Not cool, Zoe.

Certain people can modify their birth certificates, so that isn’t proof either.

Never thought Hammie was so gullible!

“And Zoe? You were grown in a petri dish from a fungus.”

Absolutely,Zoe is sooo into herself at such a younage,she better watch it though cause there’s always karma

deep fake

My 8-year-old told his 3-year-old brother that we bought him. And we’d already sent two back because they were criers. He was the last try. If he could last until five, his warranty would expire and we couldn’t return him any more!

You were delivered fresh.

ZOE! That’s all? Where’s the middle and last name and “You’re grounded when you get home from school!” Oh yeah, Zoe never gets punished.

To make Hammie feel better,they can at least say they got him at Neiman—Marcus.

Wanda, tell Hammie that it is true. They were looking on line and when they saw your picture they decided then and there, they had to have you as their little boy and hang the cost. Zoe, on the OTHER hand, was left on their doorstep and rather than turn her over to the orphanage, they decided (reluctantly to keep her). Then, the shoe would be on the other foot.

Time to grab that little biotch by the scruff of her neck, escort her out of the room, and have a serious talk with her.

Thanks Rick and Jerry Very funny, real good series…

We used to tell our kids that they were hatched…

Show him the ones taken while you were giving birth.

Zoe needs a major time out — a month might be a good start.

Nothing can actually be proven. Even memories can be faked. Maybe I am just an illusion to trick you.

can it, Zoe

I was going to say the same thing.

Zoe antagonizes Hammy ten times more than he does her.

And where did they find you Zoe?

Love the QAnon direction this is taking.

Haha! XD

Yup. That sounds like something Bill Cosby would have told his younger siblings when they were kids.