Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 30, 2023

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    Bouncy Castle Darryl. Hopefully the kids will like that.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    Army… sure.

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      over 1 year ago

    do what any other parent does…

    park em in front of the TV with some chips and soda, and pop in a DVD

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    ctolson  over 1 year ago

    Enlist them in the Army: Zoe can be a spy since she’s so good at tattling; Hammie goes into the chemical corp as a gas warfare specialist, and Wren can be in recruiting – everyone loves babies.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t know but I’ve been told,

    Darryl has a heart of gold,

    If his brains weren’t made of mush,

    Maybe his kids would finally hush.

    Sound off….1……2

    Sound off….3……4

    1, 2, 3, 4…1…2

    3, 4!

    I don’t know, but I’ve been told:

    Hammie’s butt is green with mold.

    You say thank you, I say please.

    Zoe sits down when she pees.

    Sound off….1……2

    Sound off….3……4

    1, 2, 3, 4…1…2

    3, 4!

    Kids smell and that’s no lie

    Work your butts, gonna make you cry

    Call me smart, call me inspired

    You’re gonna march ’til I get tired.

    Sound off….1……2

    Sound off….3……4

    1, 2, 3, 4…1…2

    3, 4!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Ship them off to the grandparents for a day.

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    mepowell  over 1 year ago

    Plan a picnic in a park and/or go to the local zoo, etc. In other words, get out of the house for an activity.

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    Would the kids settle for Knott’s Berry Farm?

    Would they settle for berries on their breakfast cereal?

    What parent is a match for their kids in the hyperactivity department?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I suggest the French Foreign Legion, they’re still in operation.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “I can’t hear you!”


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    reedmamber13  over 1 year ago

    Or they could just not do anything

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 1 year ago

    Go for the Army. We got a winner!!

    Who could withstand either Hammie or Zoe?

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Army sounds good…..

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    The Quiet One  over 1 year ago

    Let Hammie choose an outdoor activity. That would be interesting.

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    calliarcale  over 1 year ago

    I once heard of the trick of throwing 99 pennies in the yard and telling the kids to find the whole dollar…..

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    ToneeRhianRose  over 1 year ago

    Haha! XD

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    Sherlock5  about 1 year ago

    A bouncy castle will only occupy them for an hour at most, but the Army will have them busy for at least two years. Too bad that’s not really an option for them.

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    Sherlock5  3 months ago

    Here’s another option: Go to the hardware store and buy three sturdy coat hooks and three large, drawstring burlap bags. I think you get the idea.

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