Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 07, 2023

Don’t think I would like living in a neighborhood controlled by a HOA. A group of people telling me what I can or can’t do.

Harpies On Alert

By the way Darryl, we’re hosting this year.

It’s no fun if they make you go!

Mandatory? BOSH!!! I’d get my own party going in my back yard and blast the wildest music imaginable just to peeve off that pesky HOA.

HOA’s are run by swell headed power want-to-be’s who are important only in their own minds. HOA’s must be unconstitutional and should be outlawed. Lived in one briefly until it disbanded when the housing are reached a percent complete. We defied everything in the covenant and dared them to fine us or take us to court. Nothing ever happened and my wife even threatened to bodily throw the president off our property.

You’ve got an H.O.A.? Plan move or mass murder now.

HOA = Ticky tacky, cookie-cutter. No thanks

You MUST SMILE! or else — NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Nope, not living in a HOA controlled area.

“Levity I think I can handle, but I don’t believe I’m up for out-and-out jocularity…”

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Live in a house inherited from parents predates any HOA.

I’ll sooner live out of my car over living at any HOA. At this point, it’s a social experiment gone wrong: Give certain people power over others and it goes to their heads. Hardest of passes.

HOA Hell on America! Should be a good story line when Hammy’s antics and propensity for digging get them foreclosed on.

A HOA sponsoring a block party? I don’t believe it.

No HOA for me, either. I can’t OWN something (substantial… like… a home) only to be owned and dictated by somebody else’s nitpicky opinion. I will never belong to the Stepford Club in any capacity. I would never be able to meet the criteria :D

Certain types of individuals gravitate to positions of ‘power’ in HOA’s and they typically are the same types of individuals that rise to mid-level positions in places like East Germany or North Korea.

I avoid block parties like the plague.

You will go and you will have fun whether you like it or not.

Just be sure to read all the fine print before ya go…don’t wanna get ostracized from the neighborhood!

I live in a retirement community and in such places HOAs are in control. A friend in another city had all HOA members vote to get rid of the HOA some years ago, it passed. No HOA but local city laws and zoning laws are followed. I’m selling my home and looking to move there.

“I’m not coming. Fine me.” – me

Fudge the HOA. I’d never live in an area controlled by an HOA. I’ll do what I want with my property, TYVM.

Count me out.

HOAs are for people who don’t have wives to push them around.

“Fun will now commence.”

If I had a private house, I would quit the HOA, if I had even joined it to begin with. It is not an elected level of government, and therefore has no business legislating rules to govern anybody.

All shall make merry under pain of death.

Haha! XD