“Apocalypse” hahaha they are descriptive!
Send Zoe to clean it up?
Your in big trouble now Wanda!
Aisle 12 is probably glass bottled items.
You can’t watch him every second Wanda!
“I would like an apocalypse to go.”
Ugh! You can’t take some kids anywhere!
Rope him to the cart!
Good job, Hammie. Gotta love Hammie.
Best time to go to the grocery store (especially for serious shopping) is when the kids are elsewhere. Otherwise, don’t let Hammie wander off by himself.
Aisle 12 or on the PA system
Probably filling his pockets with PB&J for if he gets hungery later.
Hammie is so astute with observations sometimes that it surprises me he gets into messes. But then I remember he’s like 7?8? and then it makes sense.
Listening to a lecture on the Book Of Revelation and Apocalypse is Greek for: “Apocalypse is a literary genre in which a supernatural being reveals cosmic mysteries or the future to a human intermediary.” Armageddon refers to the Plains of Meggido which are hills or mountains, not plains. But, it’s the Bible and not supposed to make sense.
So the funny stuff happens off-screen?
By now, he could have moved to… Dum Dum Dummmm… Aisle Thirteen…
The freezer doors have handles on both sides? I wish the freezer/cooler doors opened either way in the stores I go to.
Wanda, I can relate. My boys were so challenging when they were young. They were very active and to some very judgmental and overly impatient people, they would tell me my children were “horrible”, “monsters”, and that I was a terrible mother. I was doing the very best I could and yet I was judged severely by very unkind people.
Wanda said it was “soda-pressing”
Well that’s a bit melodramatic.
Hammie Apocalypse McPherson, has a nice ring to it.
I love Hammie. It’s hard to find such a kindred spirit.
LOL. Have you checked aisle 12?
I’m not sure whether that means that Hammie hacked the intercom, or he caused mass chaos. Or both.
I almost choked on my coffee…
January 25, 2022