Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 23, 2023

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    C  7 months ago

    Slow learners

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    momofalex7  7 months ago

    Shut the bathroom door with her inside and dry her there. She doesn’t look tall enough to reach the doorknob.

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    Looks like Wren is a flight risk.

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    BenGMan  7 months ago

    Go Wren!

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    Blu Bunny  7 months ago

    Fly little bird, be free!

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    Blu Bunny  7 months ago

    Air dried.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    She’s slippery!

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    feefers_  7 months ago

    Let her run around. She will tire herself out

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    rmercer Premium Member 7 months ago

    On the radio…. The Who, playing “I’m Free”!

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    Wren Fahel  7 months ago

    My little brother was about 2 when the song “The Streak” by Ray Stevens came out. Once he learned the song the above scenario would happen along with him singing the song, complete with Weeee Boogety boogety.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    So she’s not crawling anymore.

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    SquidGamerGal  7 months ago

    Have they learn nothing from the first two kids?!

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    Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions  7 months ago

    I remember this hishap…including my youngest doing this outside of the house (more than once).

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter

    With all the news that is news

    Across the living house

    On the scene in the living room

    There seems to have been some disturbance here

    Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    Yeah, I did

    I’s standin’ over there by the coffee table

    And here she come

    Running through in front of the couch

    Right past the television set

    Nekkid as a jay bird

    And I hollered over t’ Zoe

    I said, “Don’t look, Zoe!”

    But it’s too late

    She’d already been incensed

    Boogity, boogity

    (There she goes)

    Boogity, boogity

    (And she ain’t wearin’ no clothes)

    Oh, yes, they call her the Streak

    (Boogity, boogity)

    Fastest thing on two feet

    (Boogity, boogity)

    She’s just as proud as he can be

    Of her anatomy

    She goin’ give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call her the Streak

    (Boogity, boogity)

    She likes to show off her physique

    (Boogity, boogity)

    If there’s an audience to be found

    She’ll be streakin’ around

    Invitin’ public critique

    This is your action news reporter once again

    And we’re here in the kitchen

    Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    Yeah, I did

    I’s just in here gettin a couple of cookies

    An’ she just appeared from around the refrigerator

    She come streakin’ around the breakfast table

    Didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile

    I looked in there, and Zoe was gettin’ her a cold drink

    I hollered, “Don’t look, Zoe!”

    But it was too late

    She’d already been mooned

    Flashed her right there in front of the dish washer

    Boogity, boogity

    (She ain’t lewd)

    Boogity, boogity

    (She’s just in the mood to run in the nude)

    Oh, yes, they call her the Streak

    (Boogity, boogity)

    She likes to turn the other cheek

    (Boogity, boogity)

    She’s always makin’ the news

    Wearin’ just her tennis shoes

    Guess

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    It’s a Bare Wren landscape.

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    DJohnny  7 months ago

    I guess this is so called “football”, ie the sport with a ball not easy to handle or suited to play with your feet… But, I doubt it matter which shape the ball has under these circumstances…

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    DJohnny  7 months ago

    “Get the net!” What is this referred to? If it was soccer, it could be used for the gap between the goal post and a person holding it. But, it should be way more common to just say “close the gap”.

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    jr1234  7 months ago

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    MN tWINs WIN AL Central, last night!!!

    YAAAAAYYYYY

    AND they did it AT HOME

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    DEACON FRED  7 months ago

    DON’T LOOK HAMMIE!!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Better than a rodeo!

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    The Quiet One  7 months ago

    It is sort of comical isn’t it Hammie?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    Silly, Wren reminds me of a troll doll.

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    amatulic  7 months ago

    I remember those days. All the baby books said “relax your baby before a nap with a nice warm bath.” This did nothing more then get my little guy all riled up, refilled with energy.

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    ToneeRhianRose  about 1 month ago

    Haha! (^▽^) You’d think after the 3rd kid they’d have this routine down pat!

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