Shut the bathroom door with her inside and dry her there. She doesn’t look tall enough to reach the doorknob.
Looks like Wren is a flight risk.
Fly little bird, be free!
Let her run around. She will tire herself out
On the radio…. The Who, playing “I’m Free”!
My little brother was about 2 when the song “The Streak” by Ray Stevens came out. Once he learned the song the above scenario would happen along with him singing the song, complete with Weeee Boogety boogety.
So she’s not crawling anymore.
Have they learn nothing from the first two kids?!
I remember this hishap…including my youngest doing this outside of the house (more than once).
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news
Across the living house
On the scene in the living room
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I did
I’s standin’ over there by the coffee table
And here she come
Running through in front of the couch
Right past the television set
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t’ Zoe
I said, “Don’t look, Zoe!”
But it’s too late
She’d already been incensed
(There she goes)
(And she ain’t wearin’ no clothes)
Oh, yes, they call her the Streak
Fastest thing on two feet
She’s just as proud as he can be
Of her anatomy
She goin’ give us a peek
She likes to show off her physique
If there’s an audience to be found
She’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique
This is your action news reporter once again
And we’re here in the kitchen
I’s just in here gettin a couple of cookies
An’ she just appeared from around the refrigerator
She come streakin’ around the breakfast table
Didn’t have nothin’ on but a smile
I looked in there, and Zoe was gettin’ her a cold drink
I hollered, “Don’t look, Zoe!”
But it was too late
She’d already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the dish washer
(She ain’t lewd)
(She’s just in the mood to run in the nude)
She likes to turn the other cheek
She’s always makin’ the news
Wearin’ just her tennis shoes
It’s a Bare Wren landscape.
I guess this is so called “football”, ie the sport with a ball not easy to handle or suited to play with your feet… But, I doubt it matter which shape the ball has under these circumstances…
“Get the net!” What is this referred to? If it was soccer, it could be used for the gap between the goal post and a person holding it. But, it should be way more common to just say “close the gap”.
MN tWINs WIN AL Central, last night!!!
AND they did it AT HOME
DON’T LOOK HAMMIE!!
Better than a rodeo!
It is sort of comical isn’t it Hammie?
Silly, Wren reminds me of a troll doll.
I remember those days. All the baby books said “relax your baby before a nap with a nice warm bath.” This did nothing more then get my little guy all riled up, refilled with energy.
January 25, 2022