Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 03, 2023

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    C  5 months ago

    Well Mom, your crowning achievement

    Might as well start stocking up on the Advil

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    Explains why she didn’t go for a tuba.

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    leopardglily  5 months ago

    Funny story: I have a friend who plays trombone. When we were in middle school, we were in the auditorium seeing this really painfully boring history play. I was struggling to stay awake, but my buddy is just passed out completely in his seat. He started snoring, and it sounded just like his trombone! I kid you not, it was like he was tuning his instrument right there. I had to wake him up because our teacher was staring daggers, but it was hilarious. His girlfriend sitting 3 rows away turned around and saw, and quietly died of laughter for the remainder of the play.

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    j_m_kuehl  5 months ago

    She couldn’t goose Hammie without the slide trombone

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    But the French Horn is even noiser…..

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    BenGMan  5 months ago

    She can do what see wants Wanda.

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    californiamonty  5 months ago

    Zoe, if you’re looking for annoying, your choices are cymbals and recorders. I heard a stand-up comedian (who used to be a music teacher in NYC) refer to the recorder as “The Devil’s musical instrument”.

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member 5 months ago

    Exactly what Wanda was worried about bin the first place.

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    Pet  5 months ago

    I was away the day they handed out instruments and got stuck with trombone.

    I really wanted clarinet. All the popular girls got clarinet or flute.

    Oh well, Cathy Jones was away two days and got stuck with the tuba, so it could have been worse! lol!

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    Wah, wah wah,waaahhh. (It’s better if you hear it.)

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=oQ90FE5BfvA

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    ricknielsen55  5 months ago

    Great reason!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Of course, Zoe!

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    GerryRoss  5 months ago

    And now Zoe gets to tap into her inner Roswell Rudd.

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    Wren Fahel  5 months ago

    At my girls’ school, orchestra was strings; brass was band.

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Think of all the fond memories you’ll have of playing the trombone around an evening campfire in the woods. Perhaps a Harmonica, albeit the uniforms aren’t as nifty.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    I got put on trombone because the grade school band leader needed more players for that instrument. Strangely enough, the husky boys got put on tuba ….

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    MRC112  5 months ago

    One of my favourite sounds is the trombone and the French horn played together. They marry very well and sound magnificent.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    The drum Zoe, the drum. A good drummer can even drown out the trombone, besides your arms are too short to reach the spit valve.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 5 months ago

    But a trumpet can be so piercing!

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    Paul Rider Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s why I started playing it!

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    dv1093  5 months ago

    My daughter chose the flute because it was the easiest to carry around.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Of course that’s Zoe’s motivation!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    It kind of speaks to her … in volumes.

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    J-Yoshi64  5 months ago

    Loud seems more like an appeal to Hammie. Or at least you’d think.

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    Now Zoe can lead the second line.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    The “loudest instrument” she could lift? That sounds like BOY thinking.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  5 months ago

    Don’t freak over a horn, Wanda – I raised a drummer. Which, while loud, was not nearly as painful as my baby sister’s violin lessons; nothing on earth sounds as pain bad as a poorly played fiddle…….

    Which reminds me:

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? Beer stains.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? One has strings, the other one has strangs.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? It’s a fiddle when you’re buying it, a violin when you’re selling it.

    What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin? Neither one’s a guitar, so who gives a….crap?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 months ago

    But the recorder is much lighter.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Aggravation factor.

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    mbhiggins5555  5 months ago

    That looks more like something Hammie would say.

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    amatulic  5 months ago

    Drums are louder, and you don’t have to lift them to play them in an orchestra, and you don’t have to carry them to and from school because school orchestras already have them there, all set up.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Go for piccolo…pierce everyone’s ears for ’em!!

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    75 more to go

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    rob  5 months ago

    I played the trombone but I was in band not orchestra.

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    John Lamb Premium Member 5 months ago

    My son played drums and my daughter played the flute. My son’s wife played clarinet and so did their daughter, but their son played trumpet. My daughter’s daughter played flute, also. The rest of my grandkids are like me, and they play the radio.

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    John Jorgensen  5 months ago

    How about bagpipes? That would be a real hoot.

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    Jogger2  5 months ago

    I was a small kid. At the time, I was thinking if I took up the instrument, I would want to play the “tuba”.

    I put “tuba” in quotes because it was actually a Sousaphone. I didn’t know the difference at the time.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    Her selection criteria makes perfect sense.

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    jrankin1959  5 months ago

    Zoe – you want loud? Try the bagpipes. (Hey, she has Dad’s red hair; there’s gotta be some Celtic in her gene pool somewhere. )

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    Sherlock5  5 months ago

    Wait until she finds out a trombone doesn’t always play loudly, but according to the volume indicated on the music.

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    Charlie Tuba  5 months ago

    But can you reach 7th position (or even 6th)?

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    T...  5 months ago

    They have small violins for kids, are there small trombones for kids?…

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    BW42  5 months ago

    Years ago I read that one trombone played “full blast” could produce a louder sound than the rest of the orchestra put together. Even including percussion and the rest of the brass. It makes a slight amount of sense: The slide trombone, which is what we usually think of, has such simple “plumbing” that nothing interferes with the sound production.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    Tuba!!

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    kieranemersonlewis  5 months ago

    Personally, I almost lost my hearing today by playing my trumpet as loud as I can (And I almost lost my voice)

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    The Quiet One  5 months ago

    Sounds about right.

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    ctolson  5 months ago

    Trumpet/Cornet is louder than a Trombone. I used to play the Cornet and the music teacher was always was telling me to take down a notch or two.

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    Sophie Elizabeth Foster 1st  5 months ago

    Wow Wanda. That hurts. I play the trombone and I love it.

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    pbr50138  5 months ago

    Drums are lighter and louder.

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    missyhyattfan  4 months ago

    LOL

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