Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 11, 2023

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    Kiba65  4 months ago

    Kids, they do have a way with words that go straight to the heart….

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    j_m_kuehl  4 months ago

    On the second day of Christmas, My True love gave to me, Two tin cans, and a piece of String

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    BenGMan  4 months ago

    2 more years Zoe.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Most kids have those these days. Good thing or bad thing?!

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    John M  4 months ago

    Nothings changed except the kids want phones instead of bikes

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    You don’t need a phone, Zoe.

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    Oh, great. Now Zoe is developing a proclivity for old men who give children presents.

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    Are you high, Wanda! You know she’s just gonna yak, yak, yak nonstop while running up the phone bill!

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    ctolson  4 months ago

    With all the drugs out there, maybe a couple Narcan inhalers would be a good gift and backpack item.

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    ctolson  4 months ago

    Breaking news! Santa has been banned in several states led by Governor Abbot of Texas and DeSantis of Florida. They have deemed him too Woke and Diversive! Moms for Liberty are reported be joining the movement because LGBTQ+ kids are on Santas’ good list.

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    6foot6  4 months ago

    we told our kids early on. Santa doesn’t deal in electronics. only clothing and toys. so don’t expect anything with a screen from Santa.

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    Olddog1  4 months ago

    Only good ones, Zoe, only good ones.

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    Old Time Tales Premium Member 4 months ago

    My kids gave their 10 year old a smart phone. He posts disturbing videos on youtube.

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    Sherlock5  4 months ago

    Explain to her that Santa gives parents veto power over their Christmas list.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Zoe’s got grade expectations.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    Zoe, you don’t even want to know what I had in middle school.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    Santa somehow seems sympathetic to parental preferences.

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    Imhungry  4 months ago

    When I was growing up (about Zoe’s age) we had one stationary phone wired into the house and we were lucky because not every home had even one phone. And that one phone was black and a party line.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    How do you feel about getting a kick from an elf?

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Middle school. Seriously…..

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    jrankin1959  4 months ago

    You know, Zoe, Santa doesn’t like kids smart-mouthing parents…

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    The Quiet One  4 months ago

    What do you mean have yourself a passive-aggressive Christmas? .Every day is passive-aggressive for Zoe.

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    Parents, enjoy the rare satisfaction of saying no to a child who asks for a cellphone for Christmas.

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