From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!
Hammie went a little too right field.
I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.
You’ve just wasted the batters time.
Hmmm… Does he need glasses?
Almost a Charlie Brown moment!
And wrong game!
The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?
Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.
With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.
I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.
“Good leg though!”
Oh well, can’t be right all the time.
Hammie you cannot see wrong location.
….And he still couldn’t catch it.
♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬
January 25, 2022
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!
danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago
Hammie went a little too right field.
Cornelius Noodleman 8 months ago
I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.
BenGMan 8 months ago
You’ve just wasted the batters time.
ScottJB 8 months ago
Hmmm… Does he need glasses?
iggyman 8 months ago
Almost a Charlie Brown moment!
iggyman 8 months ago
And wrong game!
markkahler52 8 months ago
The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?
Slowly, he turned... 8 months ago
Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.
ctolson 8 months ago
With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.
paulprobujr 8 months ago
I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.
KageKat 8 months ago
“Good leg though!”
The Quiet One 8 months ago
Oh well, can’t be right all the time.
kab2rb 8 months ago
Hammie you cannot see wrong location.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 8 months ago
….And he still couldn’t catch it.
Sue Ellen 8 months ago
♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬