“Dairy Squeeze”? That’s not very imaginative. Over in Zits, Jeremy’s working at “Old Gravy”. And over here in Beijing—I’m not joking, either—there’s a Chinese knock-off of Dairy Queen called Dairy Fairy. Now that’s imagination in branding1
If Bigfoot was in a mailbox, that would be a federal offense and he would have to go to jail, so i would go to Dairy Squeez and give Bigfoot a chance to hide someplace legal and resume your search tomorrow.
Hammie, no doubt, would like to boast “I went to Dairy Squeeze and YOU didn’t!” Hopefully Darryl is wise enough to either bring the girls along, or bring something back for them of equal value to what Hammie receives.
rasputin's horoscope 3 months ago
Go for Dairy Squeeze, Darryl. Messing with the neighbor’s mailboxes sounds like a remarkably bad idea.
Crow Eatery 3 months ago
If you search other people’s mailboxes, you might be accused of theft. Maybe something was stolen, but you aren’t the guilty person.
ꜝ 3 months ago
go suck on some chili dogs, guys
iggyman 3 months ago
Maybe disguised as junk mail?!
iggyman 3 months ago
I’m with you Hammie, Dairy Squeeze!
californiamonty 3 months ago
“Dairy Squeeze”? That’s not very imaginative. Over in Zits, Jeremy’s working at “Old Gravy”. And over here in Beijing—I’m not joking, either—there’s a Chinese knock-off of Dairy Queen called Dairy Fairy. Now that’s imagination in branding1
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 3 months ago
Adjust to the situation.
WHATAKID!!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Dairy Squeeze?
XD XD XD
Dkram 3 months ago
Sounds like a remarkably good idea.
\\//_
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Nice of you to play along, dad. But now it’s time to give this kid a teaching moment.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
Do you two know the first thing about Bigfooting?
goboboyd 3 months ago
Just because his foot is big…
Just-me 3 months ago
Go to Dairy Squeeze for a Sasquatch Sundae?
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Burger King, then Dairy Queen – A Royal Treat! ☺
ctolson 3 months ago
I’m for Dairy Squeeze. Hammier can order the vanilla cone with Sasquatch droppings (better known as vanilla chocolate chip).
mfrasca 3 months ago
Good thing they aren’t Black.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Hammie, it’s good to have some flexibility in your life, especially when ice cream is involved.
mbhiggins5555 3 months ago
Awfully short mailboxes. 36" from the ground is the legal standard height for the floor of the mailbox.
brick10 3 months ago
If Bigfoot is hiding in U.S. Mailboxes he/she must be part of the Federal Witness Protection Program. Don’t go there.
j.l.farmer 3 months ago
If Bigfoot was in a mailbox, that would be a federal offense and he would have to go to jail, so i would go to Dairy Squeez and give Bigfoot a chance to hide someplace legal and resume your search tomorrow.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
giving the Hamster a sugar fix before bedtime is still a better option than spending time in the slammer… (or… maybe not, come to think of it!)
Sherlock5 3 months ago
You’re looking in the wrong place, guys! Bigfoot is not an urban or suburban creature.
Jerry in Chelsea 3 months ago
As if in real life, the father would allow the kid to look into people’s mailboxes!
The Quiet One 3 months ago
I vote for Dairy Squeeze.
Jerry in Chelsea 3 months ago
Out of curiosity I searched to see if Dairy Squeeze actually exists. It looks like it does not. It must have been a play on Tastee-Freez.
bookworm0812 3 months ago
I think the Dairy Squeeze is what he REALLY wants.
sincavage05 3 months ago
Such a good dad. This memory will last forever for Hammie
DKHenderson 3 months ago
Hammie, no doubt, would like to boast “I went to Dairy Squeeze and YOU didn’t!” Hopefully Darryl is wise enough to either bring the girls along, or bring something back for them of equal value to what Hammie receives.
markkahler52 3 months ago
Dairy Squeeze!! Bigfoot Sundae!!