I wish I had bird legs now. I’m the same weight I was for the last fifty years, but it’s all sunk into my lower half. I can still fit into 32" jeans, but just barely and no longer in the slim fit ones. Even my calves barely fit. I had to get one of those button extender thingies for the waist.
My dad had an old pair of turquoise blue swimming trunks that served as his shorts anytime he went outside to do yard work. My dad had the skinniest, whitest legs you ever saw!
ꜝ 3 months ago
are hotpants making a comeback?
jmworacle 3 months ago
I have a great idea kids, why don’t you two go out and do the work that needs to be done. That’ll change their minds quickly….
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 3 months ago
Terms of endearment.
iggyman 3 months ago
Next time wear a speedo and really gross them out!
nosirrom 3 months ago
And all of the dads in the neighborhood joined the “Bird-Legs” parade.
ddl297 3 months ago
Unless you’re born with well-developed legs, working in an office gives you bird legs. And a big ol’ butt! (I’d post my OWN picture, but, uh, no!)
42Irish Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s not skinny, he’s just drawn that way.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
Just say you don’t know him!
Just-me 3 months ago
As long as he’s comfortable doing yard work, it doesn’t matter.
Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago
One of the only good things about getting older is that you stop caring about trivial stuff like whether your pants look stupid.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Who wear short shorts?
KageKat 3 months ago
Yard work shorts are for comfort, not aesthetics!
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s right Battle Ship Butt, you tell old Bird Legs how it is.
kjnrun 3 months ago
My kids never seemed to complain about me in my running shorts.
mfrasca 3 months ago
Why the PGA Tour won’t allow shorts.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
I wish I had bird legs now. I’m the same weight I was for the last fifty years, but it’s all sunk into my lower half. I can still fit into 32" jeans, but just barely and no longer in the slim fit ones. Even my calves barely fit. I had to get one of those button extender thingies for the waist.
Geophyzz 3 months ago
A lot of them can be seen in professional tennis.
marktson 3 months ago
Celebrating Richard Simmons
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Melon nose.
DKHenderson 3 months ago
This from a redhead wearing a purple shirt and a boy who’s favorite item of apparel is a coat of grime.
Sherlock5 3 months ago
Wanda and the kids have no room to talk. From what I’ve seen, all the McPhersons have the same type of legs.
pchemcat 3 months ago
My dad had an old pair of turquoise blue swimming trunks that served as his shorts anytime he went outside to do yard work. My dad had the skinniest, whitest legs you ever saw!
The Quiet One 3 months ago
Not the first father to have his fashion sense criticized by his kids. Just sayin.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
not unlike mine, except nobody gets to see ’em and live to tell the tale! (Lol!)
vonskippy 3 months ago
Why the h3ll would hammie even notice let alone care?
i_am_the_jam 3 months ago
I don’t miss a leg day at the gym. When I put on dress pants, they are tight on the CALF…
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
Hot pants only fit hot women………based on visual reports!
sincavage05 3 months ago
And they’re blinding white also!