Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 07, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Newer textbooks may not even mention it.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The gas giants – Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune should go over well.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Io is the farting moon. (Volcanos).

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    cseligman  about 2 months ago

    How you pronounce Uranus depends on the country you live in. It SHOULD be pronounced the same way that you pronounce uranium, which is named after the planet. Jerks who call it your-AH-nuss to avoid embarrassment (pun intended) need to grow up and learn to ignore the titters.

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    kendavis09  about 2 months ago

    Well, it is one of the gassy planets.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons!

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    a sage  about 2 months ago

    Ohhh!

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    Scientists have confirmed that Uranus’ atmosphere contains hydrogen sulfide.

    So yes the jokes are appropriate.

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    The old Star Trek joke “Kirk is going around Uranus to look for Klingons” – Popular in Grade School?!

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    ddl297  about 2 months ago

    When the “experts” (BOOOO!) demoted Pluto, my family members argued thusly, “Pluto is a PLANET!”, “No, Pluto is a DOG!”

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    What is she rubbing on her arm?

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    Wren Fahel  about 2 months ago

    ♫ Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl… ♫ (Schoolhouse Rock)

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    tremaine53  about 2 months ago

    My college Astronomy professor pronounced it “YOU-ruh-nuss”. Anybody else have that professor?

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Uranus is sideways.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    Hammie does know that Uranus is named after the Greek god of the sky and the father of the Titans, right?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No matter which way it is pronounced it is funny!!

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    ctolson  about 2 months ago

    Hammie, shouting from his bedroom – “What’s brown and round? Uranus!”

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    The Hammster in his element.

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    hornacek  about 2 months ago

    “They changed that planet’s name so people would stop making those stupid jokes.”“So what did they change it to?”“Urectum.”

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    shaodyn  about 2 months ago

    Don’t encourage him, Darryl.

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 months ago

    Rock it!!

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    smh

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    IndyW  about 2 months ago

    There are 4 million Uranus jokes????

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    rasputin's horoscope  about 2 months ago

    Bodily functions- either hilariously funny or something that should never be mentioned in polite company.

    I’ll never understand the squeamishness of those two opposite reactions. We would never treat our cardiac or pulmonary functions with such disdain.

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    marktson  about 2 months ago

    That count seems a bit high, more like fourteen…. at the most

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    ElwoodP  about 2 months ago

    I was concerned when a nervous titter ran through the room.

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    J-Yoshi64  about 2 months ago

    Hammie would probably believe it if someone told him that it was called “tu ano” in Spanish.

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    kendavis09  about 2 months ago

    Well, it IS a gassy planet.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    What were they thinking when the named the planet that? XD XD XD XD XD

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    rodjen1  about 2 months ago

    The correct scientific pronunciation is YOURinis

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    The Quiet One  about 2 months ago

    You may not want to repeat those jokes in class Hammie.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Man Hammie is behind in his jokes.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 months ago

    Here I sit broken hearted

    I came to read a serious discussion and got sophomoric jokes.

    (Wait, that doesn’t even rhyme.)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 months ago

    Hammie is a natural. Any father would be proud of him.

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    Nate's Prank Day Chaos  about 2 months ago

    I’ve been saying it “that way” for most of my life, eight years of saying a rude word.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 2 months ago

    I Sat On An Urn

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    Sherlock5  about 2 months ago

    The name can be pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable, but then you’d end up with a lot of pee jokes.

    Maybe they should refer to it by the Greek name – Caelus.

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