Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 16, 2024

Right on Hammie, you actually did write a haiku….

Beans, beans, the musical fruit…….

Pull my finger

Didn’t expect him to write one.

ᴄʟᴀssʏ or GASSY?

Your presentation is a gas, Hammie!

lol…

Yes, Hammie, leave! (And leave one behind, too!! XD!)

“Hammie, Howard Stern’s show is calling, and they want to book you”.

You’re supposed to pretend like girls don’t have tooting butts the same as boys, Hammie. Guys with sisters always know better, of course.

Space from the Empress Zoe sounds like a good thing.

That Haiku has “pee-UH” all over it!

Who else counted the syllables to check?

Come on, Hammie. Don’t make Zoe tattle on you for something you didn’t do.

Yeah I’ll agree, Hammie is a ‘Smart’ butt.

When all creativity is lost, turn to toilet humor.

I met a man upon the stair

But when I looked he wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

I wish,I wish he’d go away

Music on, windows down,

We’re not even late yet, but…

Someone has to pee.

You’re a class as…I mean ACT, Hammie.

… And as instructed, Hammie DID leave! … AFTER – Tooting in Zoe’s personal space !! … :)

Good one Hammie, the first and second lines describe something and the third line promotes an idea about them.

From the Poetry foundation – “A haiku often features an image, or a pair of images, meant to depict the essence of a specific moment in time.”

Hammie’s Haiku blows.

And by “blows”, I mean it toots.

We know from where, but…

…

There once was a brat with a Haiku,

who wrote of his penchant for “issue”.

It told of his rear, which as we all fear,

can cause any near-by to go “phew!”

Well done Hammie.

He’s not wrong.

Is that really a haiku?

I like it

’Tis classy and olde world at the same time.

No Hammie, it really doesn’t.

VERY classy!

part 2 of things cartoonists obviusly should have added to make them funner: adding a fart in the last panel.

Were back to Uranus again.

Best Haiku this side of the Mississippi. :) Good one, Hammie!