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Above the ticket counters at the Charlotte Douglas Airport, thereâs a mural which, among many other things, contains an anecdote about Muhammad Ali. On one flight, he was reminded by the flight attendant to fasten his seat belt before takeoff. He said to her, jokingly, âSuperman donât need no seat belt!â To which she replied, âSuperman donât need no airplane to fly!â
Gee, Wanda sounds like my mother did when I was young, may she rest in peace. Her other great line was âIf (fill in the friends name) jumped off a cliff, I suppose youâd want to too!â
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, of course you have to be able to fly first. Look at Sister Bertrille, did you ever see her wearing a coat? Of course not. Thatâs because SHE could fly.
(For the children in the audience, do a search for âThe Flying Nunâ television show)
Mom should have said: Think of this as your super suit! Would Tony Stark go on a mission without his armor? Would Cap go on a mission without wearing his red, white, and blues?
Hammie mom is right.Our schoolâs are off today, until Monday, then that is doubtful, weather. We have Saturday ice, rain, mixture and snow until Sunday.
Crow Eatery 2 months ago
Ironman wears his iron suit that when powered up, keeps him warm.
cmxx 2 months ago
Next act: Hammie builds a glider and jumps off the roof.
ʲá 2 months ago
with those ears and a strong headwind he should at least be able to glide a short distance
danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago
chuck the backpack and give it a go.
C 2 months ago
So many Wile E ways to proceed
Setriuno Premium Member 2 months ago
Captain America canât fly
iggyman 2 months ago
Looks like you mother has you grounded, Hammie!
steveh64 2 months ago
Above the ticket counters at the Charlotte Douglas Airport, thereâs a mural which, among many other things, contains an anecdote about Muhammad Ali. On one flight, he was reminded by the flight attendant to fasten his seat belt before takeoff. He said to her, jokingly, âSuperman donât need no seat belt!â To which she replied, âSuperman donât need no airplane to fly!â
iggyman 2 months ago
Hammie, where would Linus be without his blanket?
The Orange Mailman 2 months ago
Gambit wears a pretty cool trench coat.
markkahler52 2 months ago
Zoe will give him a kick-start into the flying act!!
GerryRoss 2 months ago
Well, Commando Cody wears a jacket to hold his rocket pack in place. Run that past Mom, Hammie!
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Newsflash, geekoid! Iron Manâs armor is environmentally-controlled!
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 2 months ago
You wonât get any sympathy from her. Wait until you see your buddies at recess. Then plot sweet revenge.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago
Once you are up there flying you will want a jacket, itâs cold up there especially when you are flying around.
anamchara42 2 months ago
In what locale do stop signs have black letters?
WorkshopGardener Premium Member 2 months ago
I see an opportunity to accept a challenge.
ChessPirate 2 months ago
They do if their mommas tell them to⌠âş
ctolson 2 months ago
Gee, Wanda sounds like my mother did when I was young, may she rest in peace. Her other great line was âIf (fill in the friends name) jumped off a cliff, I suppose youâd want to too!â
Tallguy 2 months ago
Both Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson have worn some really nice jackets. So has Tony Stark. Wanda should know this.
Alverant 2 months ago
In the 90s Cap wore an aviator jacket. It was a fad.
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 2 months ago
As they always say on Family FeudâŚâGood answer. Good answerâ.
ComicKing456 Premium Member 2 months ago
Iron Man doesnât really have any superpowers heâs just so smart he built a suit that does it for him.
cellodude1990 2 months ago
One hundredth upvote!
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, of course you have to be able to fly first. Look at Sister Bertrille, did you ever see her wearing a coat? Of course not. Thatâs because SHE could fly.
(For the children in the audience, do a search for âThe Flying Nunâ television show)
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
Mom should have said: Think of this as your super suit! Would Tony Stark go on a mission without his armor? Would Cap go on a mission without wearing his red, white, and blues?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Iron Man&Captain America had bulletproof outfits.
Weather had nuthinâ to do with it
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
Being team DC, Iâd like to point out that neither the Joker nor Catwoman can fly, but both have striking appearances (in different ways!)
Cozmik Cowboy 2 months ago
Now, Hamish â as we all know, jackets are something little boys wear when their mothers are cold.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 2 months ago
Wasnât Captain American frozen in the Arctic for years and years? Wouldnât think anywhere would be too warm for him after that.
Ken Otwell 2 months ago
Captain America canât fly either. ;)
Smeagol 2 months ago
I remember a Superman vs the Flash comic where they raced each other to see who was faster. It was a draw.
raybarb44 2 months ago
Good job MomâŚ..
The Quiet One 2 months ago
That probably wasnât the best thing to say to Hammie.
ʲá 2 months ago
Hammie, just take your jacket off â drape it over your back â tie the arms around your neck â youâre now wearing a cape
kab2rb 2 months ago
Hammie mom is right.Our schoolâs are off today, until Monday, then that is doubtful, weather. We have Saturday ice, rain, mixture and snow until Sunday.
Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago
Well said, Wanda.
jmcenanly 2 months ago
If they are in civilian clothes, and it is chilly, they wear jackets.
Camiyami Premium Member 2 months ago
The sidewalk looks like itâs floating. Anyone else see that?
Shiloh & Shadow!!!!!!!!!!! 2 months ago
YES THERES NO HAHA XD PERSON
Shiloh & Shadow!!!!!!!!!!! 2 months ago
skibidi
iggyman 2 months ago
Hammie you are a Super Hero! âTootâ inkamen!
christelisbetty 2 months ago
Winter arrive in Cleveland yesterdayâŚitâs COLD out there ! Put your jacket on .
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 2 months ago
Good.
Theyâre in negotiations toward negotiations!!