Perhaps he should stop walking in circles.
Just by walking? Phineas Phogg needed all sorts of transport to make it in eighty days!
Wasn’t this the basis of a VERY long storyline in the ’90’s?
The world she’s a round.
Must have been no oceans then.
If the earth is flat, where is the hole for the turntable spindle?
Must have walked in the wrong direction.
NO! He walked around the world in eighty days! (Like in the old movie ‘Around the World in Eighty Days’, but they used a balloon). And the parachute is for if he did find the edge of the world and fell off.
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