Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 23, 2024

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  3 months ago

    Made from genuine lynx musk extract.

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    SKJAM! Premium Member 3 months ago

    Per a book about branding I read back in the day, Axe (aka Lynx) meant to market their product to teen boys who were ready to talk to girls but just needed a bit of self-confidence. But the early ads hit hardest in the “teen boys who have no chance with girls and no concept of ‘subtle’” market instead.

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    Govi Premium Member 3 months ago

    What is lynx Africa? A men’s cologne of some kind? Energy drink? Musk butter?

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    John Campbell  3 months ago

    I don’t think they even have lynxes in Africa.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lottie seems to have no idea about the quantity of smell three teenager boys can produce. At least they care enough to cover it with some perfume.

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    brigidkeely  3 months ago

    I’m so incredibly glad my almost-fifteen-year-old has never gotten into extremely scented products. Whew.

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  7. Hh  3 months ago

    “I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won’t stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon.”

    “Just tried to kill a spider with Axe Body spray but it survived and is now making inappropriate sexual advances at me.”

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