Dear C&C Friends of Rotifer Thalweg
I am afraid I have some ominous news about Rotifer. He may not be with us anymore.
A representative of GoComics (I think Rotifer said his name was Mr. G.C. Mod (I’m sure he’s a very nice man and a good and faithful employee)) took exception to Rotifer writing “I will not premeditate” 100 times in a comment about a week ago, called it spam, and banned poor Rotifer (thank you Ms. Sunshine for some of the sleuthing you sleuthed on this issue).
Well, Rotifer became very depressed that the nice Mr. G.C. Mod (“Mod” is an odd name – I hear it is common in Belchertown) thought he was a spammer. When he gets very depressed his pasta addiction rears its ugly head. He was last seen running down the street waiving a bowl of Kraft™ Macaroni and Cheese (made from the value-size box) at anyone who tried to stop and help him.
He’s been gone for days. I fear the worst.