Mr. Higglepoofen is contemplating wearing the lower half of a suit of armor from now on.
…. Toby works in the IRS
A bit of ammonia in a spray bottle will cause Toby to rethink his plans.
The Late Dennis’s Mens Fine Furnishings and Bait Shoppe used to carry tin foil trousers for such emergencies. BTW I heard Carl Poofendinger may buy the lease from the Estate. And Carl said he will carry Cardboard Inserts!
I’m guessing that Toby specializes in USPS employees and door-to-door salesman.
Toby is still searching for a rare piece of Chartreuse Corduroy to add to his collection.
He has several shreds of fabric there, but has he a single shred of decency?
He’s a [Pant! Pant!] Pantaloon!
Toby turned out to be a fine investment for the Ballard St “Trousers for You” company.
Toby was trained by the local clothier!!!
Good morning Balladeers!
If Toby keeps this up, he’ll be in puppy prison for a loooong time out.
Pants Hash is especially tasty when made with a little leg flesh. :)
@#toby…
Someone lost their wallet. I’m surprised Toby left it there.
Toby needs a date with animal control.
Toby, or not Toby, one dog or another will get you on Ballard St.
oldpine52 2 months ago
Mr. Higglepoofen is contemplating wearing the lower half of a suit of armor from now on.
seanfear 2 months ago
…. Toby works in the IRS
Farside99 2 months ago
A bit of ammonia in a spray bottle will cause Toby to rethink his plans.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 2 months ago
The Late Dennis’s Mens Fine Furnishings and Bait Shoppe used to carry tin foil trousers for such emergencies. BTW I heard Carl Poofendinger may buy the lease from the Estate. And Carl said he will carry Cardboard Inserts!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m guessing that Toby specializes in USPS employees and door-to-door salesman.
mywifeslover 2 months ago
Toby is still searching for a rare piece of Chartreuse Corduroy to add to his collection.
P51Strega 2 months ago
He has several shreds of fabric there, but has he a single shred of decency?
ChessPirate 2 months ago
He’s a [Pant! Pant!] Pantaloon!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago
Toby turned out to be a fine investment for the Ballard St “Trousers for You” company.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Toby was trained by the local clothier!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
marilynnbyerly 2 months ago
If Toby keeps this up, he’ll be in puppy prison for a loooong time out.
rhpii 2 months ago
mistercatworks 2 months ago
Pants Hash is especially tasty when made with a little leg flesh. :)
gopher gofer 2 months ago
@#toby…
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
Someone lost their wallet. I’m surprised Toby left it there.
Ukko wilko 2 months ago
Toby needs a date with animal control.
P51Strega 2 months ago
Toby, or not Toby, one dog or another will get you on Ballard St.