Scotty has come down with a bad case of mildew. He’s growing mold spores right in front of us … and the few hairs on his head, as well as his eyebrows, have even fallen off
I like to imagine what I would say to any idiot guy who would steal and swallow my medications: “Expect to grow a pair of man-boobs, fool—those were my hormone replacements. But you’ll probably be dead before that, because those other pills will bottom out your blood pressure and destroy your bone marrow!” (I have polycythemia vera, where my bone marrow makes too many red blood cells, so my medication slows it down.)
Hm, losing his hair, turning green. . .I know! The mint is the pill that prepares you for the Life Aquatic! Just wait a while until you develop gills and down you go.
maureenmck Premium Member 3 months ago
Scotty has come down with a bad case of mildew. He’s growing mold spores right in front of us … and the few hairs on his head, as well as his eyebrows, have even fallen off
Dkram 3 months ago
Looks more like a Death mint.
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago
My brother gets some pills in the mail. Unsolicited promo. He takes one and lands in the hospital!! What an idiot!
artheaded1 3 months ago
Maybe this will clear up his “bacne”
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 3 months ago
Fish people transform pills?
chaosed2 3 months ago
Extract of gillyweed.
LeslieBark 3 months ago
I like to imagine what I would say to any idiot guy who would steal and swallow my medications: “Expect to grow a pair of man-boobs, fool—those were my hormone replacements. But you’ll probably be dead before that, because those other pills will bottom out your blood pressure and destroy your bone marrow!” (I have polycythemia vera, where my bone marrow makes too many red blood cells, so my medication slows it down.)
djbeutel Premium Member 3 months ago
A candy mint?
tims145 3 months ago
Hm, losing his hair, turning green. . .I know! The mint is the pill that prepares you for the Life Aquatic! Just wait a while until you develop gills and down you go.
William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago
A Covid/Black Death mint?