Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 15, 2007
Heffley: Ok, babe... I have to go now... I love you... Leave you? Kelli, why would I ever... Oh, don't please don't cry./.. Heff: You know what? Talk to Chuck... He always makes you feel better... Heff: I'm sorry... I have a very pregnant wife at home. Delores: Congratulations! Is this your first? Chuck: It's not his fault, dear... He's a man... He can't help it. Heff: Yes, our first.