Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for November 28, 2011
Delores: Why'd you put that shampoo in your hair, Allen? Allen: That was a different brand. I'm always interested in new soaps. Delores: Uh-huh. Well, it seems with your allergies, you should think before you act. Allen: Mom says new allergies are only found by trying new things. Delores: Your childhood must've been one big ol' sneeze-fest. Allen: It was certainly itchy.