Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 04, 2012
Private Frankie, reporting from the front, sir! Go ahead, Private. We managed to sabotage the enemy's weapon of mass destruction, sir. Excellent news, private Frankie! There is another problem, sir. She has managed to lure a number of our men away. What?! How? She has nuts, sir. Dang! Filberts, sir. Unsalted! Double Dang!