Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for March 20, 2012
Lady: Hello, what can I get you? Delores: Um... Just a beer. Lady: Pale, Lager, stout or wheat? Delores: Wow! I forgot what having a selection was like! Chuck's only has the one beer. Banks: Chuck's had a selection but no one ever bought the other beers! Banks: Or, uh... So I've heard, as I am not from here.