Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 19, 2012
Dew: hello, Banks. Banks: What the heck do you want now, Dew Drop? Banks: I mean, you've taken most of our business with your 'Good food' and 'clean kitchen'... Dew: Oh, yes, I'm so very evil. Banks: Look, pal. Folks were just fine with fried frozen food on a stick before you showed up!