Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 05, 2012
Banks: FINE. I'll stop spying, Dew Drop... You can have your culinary superirity! Banks: I'll settle for the last word on the gridiron, when my Barkeater Bears shellack your lousy Sawtooth River Wildcats this weekend! Dew: My lousy undefeated wildcats. Banks: I was trying to avoid stating the obvious! Dew: You mean like you winless Barkeater Bears?