Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for February 01, 2013
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Delroes: So I don't know how to use a lawnmower... What's the big hoo-ha? Chuck: Mowing represents pride! Pride in your home! Pride in your town! Chuck: Hometown pride! Banks: Plus, if you don't learn, they'll brand you a witch and set fire to you and your long, hippy grass.
My rite of initiation for our little farm community was learning how to use the tiller for the garden. Oh the sore muscles! But I got repaid by being able to show people who were as ill-equipped as I was at the beginning.