Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 14, 2015
Delores: What a gorgeous day! Maybe I'll just walk off and disappear into the scenery! Banks: You won't get far in cotton pants. Banks: Not in short sleeves, either. Chuck: ... And those shoes, they'd last about a mile. Delores: I was trying to be symbolic. Banks: Of what? An ignorant city chick at the mercy of mother nature? Chuck: If so, you were dead-on.