Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 03, 2022
Banks: 'Morning, Delores. Delores: Howdy, guys! Banks: Hey, do you like softball? Delores: Sure! Chuck: Whatta ya doin?! She can't play! Banks: Why not? You guys let me play... And I'm not even the right species! Chuck: That's different! You're different! A nice young lady like that?! She's get creamed! Banks: So how many runs did our nice young lad 'cream' tonight? Chuck: Seven. Delores: Eight! I had an 'in-the-park' at the top of the sixth.