Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 12, 2023

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    epaphus8  9 months ago

    This comic summarizes my life.

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    Izzy Moreno  9 months ago

    I stopped reading at “wet massage” and went for a walk.

    I feel better now. But I’ll never feel as good as I once did.

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    Algolei I  9 months ago

    My brother-in-law won’t use the facial tissues I buy because they’re made with 30% recycled paper.

    I told him they’re not recycled Kleenex, but he refuses to take the chance.

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    LOLBeth  9 months ago

    In a pinch, we once had to use shampoo to wash the dishes. It worked.

    It left the plates sleek and shiny and lent body to the silverware.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hopefully he bought a new toothbrush AND a new spoon.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  9 months ago

    Reminds me of the one time I used dish soap in a dishwasher. That got interesting.

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    prrdh  9 months ago

    If his hands aren’t abrasive enough to get something off a dish, he can always use his beard.

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    PoodleGroomer  9 months ago

    The chemistry and temperatures used to make paper would kill anything. The second tissue down is as clean as anything can get.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think this comic is targeted at a male audience. Not worth reading.

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