Then you shouldn’t buy pants that are for women shaped like pencils.
What about hourglasses?
I mean honestly, WOMEN’S CLOTHING INDUSTRY WRIT LARGE.
I am now officially caught up from the beginning of your fine comic sent over here by Amanda the Great. Not to sound like your character who liked the “thin” books, but having just one a week helped in the catching up!
New idea for a super heroine: Pencil Woman.
the chances she’ll get into those pants are slim to none…
I heard an interview with Brooke Shields tonight on NPR — she’s now doing ads for Jordache apparently. :)
I see gals wearing jeans so tight that they look sprayed on!!
It’s not just women who have that problem. I need to bring a friend every time I go shopping for trousers / pants, and I’ve lost the friend (now in hospice) who went with me for 20+ years.
Girlfriend – “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” Me – “…little bit, but I kinda like that.” For the first time ever, she didn’t have a come back. I still miss her.