B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 11, 2011

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    nibor6  over 11 years ago

    Anty up and smile while you are doing it.

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    machpovii3  over 11 years ago

    Join the club.

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    mark63  over 11 years ago

    mine left with me best mate gee I miss him

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Take my wife, but please leave everything else.

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    Jeff0811  over 11 years ago

    The other day I jokingly told my wife that first she stole my heart, then things went downhill from there, then malapropped a phrase from Braveheart, “They can take our wives, but they’ll never take our freedom.” (line is actually, “They can take our LIVES”…)

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    clucky  over 11 years ago

    Have something on the horizon (just in case).

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 11 years ago

    If marriage is so bad..than why do so many do it?

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I ain’t touchin’ this one.

    Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

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    wicky  over 11 years ago

    He should be married…why should he be happy.

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    Sandfan  over 11 years ago

    It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. it only seems longer.

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    lewisbower  over 11 years ago

    My one and only added to my life, bills, an earache, and a little dog that thinks the rug is the bathroom.

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    taker49  over 11 years ago

    Was married for 21 years before i realized i took the wrong road, isn’t their a shortcut back to where i was going?

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    TexTech  over 11 years ago

    Some baseball player (and I don’t recall which) once observed that his ex-wife had made him a millionaire. Before the divorce he was a multi-millionaire.

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    Neanderthal  over 11 years ago

    Hangin’ on to what I got. I got. I got.

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    Jeciel  over 11 years ago

    Ain’t happy ants.

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    jimwill0803  over 11 years ago

    He’s just a solitary man now.

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    JoePhan  over 11 years ago

    That sounds almost like Fornell and Gibbs on NCIS, except that in that case they’re both talking about the same woman.

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    doc white  over 11 years ago

    the judge split every thing down the middle,and then gave her the bigger half. when your hot,your hot. whenyour not,your not. jerry reed

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    mark63  over 11 years ago

    My Mum & Dad have been married 50 years this year ,That is longer than you get for murder, my marrage only lasted 3 years ,got to hand it to them they stood by their vows & ment them ,not like my generation throw in the towel when it gets to hard..

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