Anty up and smile while you are doing it.
Join the club.
mine left with me best mate gee I miss him
Take my wife, but please leave everything else.
The other day I jokingly told my wife that first she stole my heart, then things went downhill from there, then malapropped a phrase from Braveheart, “They can take our wives, but they’ll never take our freedom.” (line is actually, “They can take our LIVES”…)
Have something on the horizon (just in case).
If marriage is so bad..than why do so many do it?
I ain’t touchin’ this one.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
He should be married…why should he be happy.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. it only seems longer.
My one and only added to my life, bills, an earache, and a little dog that thinks the rug is the bathroom.
Was married for 21 years before i realized i took the wrong road, isn’t their a shortcut back to where i was going?
Some baseball player (and I don’t recall which) once observed that his ex-wife had made him a millionaire. Before the divorce he was a multi-millionaire.
Hangin’ on to what I got. I got. I got.
Ain’t happy ants.
He’s just a solitary man now.
That sounds almost like Fornell and Gibbs on NCIS, except that in that case they’re both talking about the same woman.
the judge split every thing down the middle,and then gave her the bigger half. when your hot,your hot. whenyour not,your not. jerry reed
My Mum & Dad have been married 50 years this year ,That is longer than you get for murder, my marrage only lasted 3 years ,got to hand it to them they stood by their vows & ment them ,not like my generation throw in the towel when it gets to hard..