B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 05, 2020

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You could also just step on him…….,

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    Nachikethass  about 4 years ago

    John likes the turned tables!

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 4 years ago

    He gets to be the bat for a change instead of the baseball.

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    Orcatime  about 4 years ago

    Sometimes it’s better to push the wheelchair than to be riding it.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 4 years ago

    Snail [Thinking]: “And I left living in a pineapple and with a sponge for this!”

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    A Common 'tator  about 4 years ago

    Be careful that he doesn’t suddenly hit his brakes…

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    Be careful that the snail doesn’t get in a fit of road rage!

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    Display  about 4 years ago

    “If yer gonna homestead, move closer to the water!”

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    JSH in Dover  about 4 years ago

    And it doesn’t become any more pleasant slogging through that slime he leaves!

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    Aaberon  about 4 years ago

    This is what happens to me when I’m on the interstate heading off to work and some old retired person decides he/she is going to take a scenic morning drive (going about 45 or 50) (Yes; I know I need to learn more patience… [in case I live long enough to be old and turn into one of them]).

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Drive like you had someplace to go!”, my impatient dad used to say.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Turtle road rage is a wonder to behold. Sort of a hazard though. I hear the snail is packing.

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    Pony99CA  about 4 years ago

    What did the snail riding on the back of the turtle say? “Wheeeee!”

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Hello, Pot?

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    indysteve9  about 4 years ago

    I had a buddy who had terrible road rage. He was just like this. I hated it when he drove, scared the crap outta me.

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    flemmingo  about 4 years ago

    Would this be snail gating?

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    1953Baby  about 4 years ago

    OH. MY. GOD. Male drivers in The Villages, FL. Whether they’re on a motorcycle, in a vintage car, or pushing a shopping cart down the aisles. . .not to mention golf carts, although those zip in and out, drivers waving a middle finger. . .

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Early rush hour traffic..

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    bucker39 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Move it or milk it

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    zeexenon  about 4 years ago

    Actually, Illinois drivers get much closer so their high-beams achieve the most irritation possible. I’ve figured out how to protect my rear view DVR camera from the glare to get a clear view of the driver for my face-recognition software (cap usually on backwards) and plate.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This could get ugly…

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    ayespin  about 4 years ago

    … I wonder how long the skids marks would be.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a mailman joke. A mailman was pulling up in his truck to check on his buddy who was walking the block delivering. Just as he pulled up to him the walking mailman angrily stomped on a snail. The mailman in the truck said, “Now why did you do that?” He responded, “That guy,” pointing at the now dead snail, “has been following me ALL DAY!”

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    David Peters  about 4 years ago

    We had Road Runner, now it’s Tailgate Turtle

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 4 years ago

    He’s shell gating.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 4 years ago

    That snail is adorable.

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