B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 06, 2020

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    John! Don’t say a word until you talk to your lawyer!

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    KLSeering  over 2 years ago

    Grog: World Champion Turtle Skipper!

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    That is going to be one very dizzy turtle. In slow motion, at that.

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    John’s going to be swimming around in confused circles for awhile before he makes it back to shore.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    Grog’s record for skipping a tortoise still stands today.

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    I Mad Am I  over 2 years ago

    “He right shape and size.”

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    But what’s a hairy bird to do?

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    SamuelMeasa  over 2 years ago

    You know from the shape of his shell and feet I think John is actually a tortoise. And being in the water is bad for them.

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    cracker65  over 2 years ago

    He’s going to sink like a….. well never mind.

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    hammytech  over 2 years ago

    Well.. that’s a ride they don’t have at Kennywood… LOL anyone from Pittsburgh?

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 2 years ago

    Might take him a few months to swim back to shore.

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    hans Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t hurl on the shell, please! I’ve just waxed it!

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    dave1960  over 2 years ago

    Puts a new spin on events……..

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Quick, evolve into a turtle and save yourself, tortoise.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    People, don’t forget. It’s well established that John functions independently of his shell as needs be.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    “I was asleep when all of a sudden, I felt a force hurling me over the waters!”

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Ooooh noooo! It will be hours befor I can perch again…

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    llong65  over 2 years ago

    i don’t think i have ever seen John in water, i don’t think he can swim.

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    Michael G.  over 2 years ago

    Much tension, John?

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    Mario500  over 2 years ago


    (wonders about whether this was the name of a certain character in the cartoon or not)

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    John, the tortoise, can’t swim you know. Guess their killing him off to introduce a new character. Too bad; I liked him….

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    42ntson  over 2 years ago

    Skipped a couple of turtles when I was a kid once. That’s a pretty accurate depiction of how it went.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    Skim scam? Scram, scum! ☺

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good thing turtles can swim. Of course he may swim in circles for a bit, but he’ll come out of it.

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    Plods with ...™  over 2 years ago

    OMD! LMAO!

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Grog is a mixed blessing – a disaster with a playful side.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Yep, for many, all that water is a John.

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    sarahbowl1  over 2 years ago

    Awe ;(

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    JSH in Dover  over 2 years ago

    Cousin Fred was never the same after this.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 2 years ago

    After getting over the shock, the turtle says, “Again! Again! Again!”

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    john  over 2 years ago

    Yes. Of course he spelled it differently, but that was his right.

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    Fastest he’s moved in a decade.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Grog, an early prototype of the final human construct created to survive Hot House Earth.

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    fleebell  over 2 years ago

    John isn’t the kind that swims either…

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