B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 29, 2020

An agate is about the closest they’re gonna get I believe.

Diamonds are also called rocks.

They haven’t discovered diamonds yet.

Give her a pound of air.

THOR: "I’m all out of those common “diamonds” we see everywhere, but I found some REALLY really rare melted sand over by the volcano that you can see right through. I call it “glass”. "

JANE (formally “Fat Broad”): “Oooooooo! How much!”

Creating windows upon the world.

My favorite ‘clear rock’ is ones that were installed in old ships. they would amplify the sunlight to allow light in the lower decks. Saved in candles and lamp oil.

Something tells me she’s looking for a new best friend.

Admit it Jane. You want something from the graphite family.

Oh, an ice cube for a drink!

Long ago I painted old rusty screw heads on my old used 1970 mobile home with fingernail polish. The rust streaks which had lined the aluminum siding soon disappeared.

Then I used it on unpainted metal which ceased rusting.

Then my wife used it on old rocks to make them shine.

Recently our 4-year-old granddaughter was merily painting some rocks when she wondered aloud if she could paint her nails with “rock polish.”

And we come full circle.

Me too.

Following up on yesterday’s BC…

She wants a diamond, emerald or a ruby.

So working the ‘returns’ counter is the third oldest profession?

Then bring me a wheelbarrow overflowing with clams.

Soooo, diamonds. Of course. “Girls best friend” and all that.

about 100 carats should do.

You sure she isn’t want some ice rocks?

Had to read that twice. duh.

Went to the local WalMart yesterday for a (wrong size) exchange. Lots of people there. The Customer Service rep told me “We don’t do exchanges. We’ll give you a refund, and then you can buy whateever you want.” Got the chance to stand in two lines.

Fat broad knows what she likes and that’s that!

No problem.

Don’t accept the “Rock.”

Instead, just sell Jane a “Roll,” and tell her to take it back to her cave combine the two.

She can THEN enjoy many hours of entertainment.

Plus “invent” some Moronic dances. ;)

So glass?

Jane’s problem is that she hasn’t properly trained her rock. Let me show you how it’s done: “Rocky, Sit!! Good boy.”

New ager?

It’s clear, what she wants!

I was expecting “It broke when I hit the snake with it.”

You know what they say: “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

She wants (to get) clear? Then join Scientology. NOT !!!!