B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 09, 2021

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    charliefarmrhere  over 2 years ago

    I have always been temped to go to a yard sale & ask how much they wanted for the yard grass.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    2 yard sticks, please. Do they come in blue?

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Was wondering when they’d get around to that.

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    wjones  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I tried to buy a garage at a garage sale.

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    ASpruce2020  over 2 years ago

    No one would take my yard in trade.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Do you get to choose which state you get in an estate sale?

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    dcdete.  over 2 years ago

    I was just watching a repeat of a Three’s Company episode (1979) where Janet says to Jack that they should hold a garage sale because the Ropers moved away and they want to raise money for a farewell party. To which Krissy says, “Why would I want to buy a garage? I don’t even own a car.” Ahh, those old garage sale jokes are timeless!

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    My kind of yard sale is filled with beer.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I saw a sign that said “Lots for Sale” and there was nothing there.

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    OK.ImAwake!  over 2 years ago

    Absolutely the BEST real estate saying? “GET LOTS WHILE YOU’RE YOUNG!” ( Note: No apostrophe between the ‘T’ and the ‘S’ in LOTS!) So, is it about real estate, or about S*X?

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    donlackie  over 2 years ago

    The one time you can get away with telling your customers to “Sod Off”

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    If each piece sold was 3 feet by 3 feet, it could be a “Square Yard Yard Sale”.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Aren’t they ALL corner pieces…?

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    EricS.Harris  over 2 years ago

    Some people buy sod instead of planting grass seed and waiting because they can’t defer grassification.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I want to buy someone yard to put my VW MiniBus up on Cinderblocks on his lawn

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    ha, that’s funny. :D

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    What surprises me is that in the UK they have “boot” sales, but not “welly” sales.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least it’s not one of them ‘grudge sales’.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I bought the better part of a lawn once. They delivered it and all I had to do was roll it out and suddenly, I needed a lawn mower. …damn.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    That’s a sod story.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    And the plots lesson

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    rickseg  over 2 years ago

    My wife and I were mall walking a couple of years ago and came across a sale sign in a store, " Mix and match, All Womens Bottoms, Buy one get one 50% Off."

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    Wirepuncher   over 2 years ago

    If they open another one close by will that start a turf war?

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I lived near a sod farm years ago and one summer they tried a humorous approach putting up a billboard that said HUGE YARD SALE! …they said they dealt with a lot of very confused customers and never did that again. ( i told them I thought it was funny)

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    I might consider a Yard of Ale sale!

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    Robert4170  over 2 years ago

    I’ve always been bemused by the phrase “free gift”. Really? How much do they normally charge for gifts?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    State vice laws still prohibits public sodomizing of lawns.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Wait a minute. These are only a couple of square feet.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    Yard sale, by the yard! In Europe, do they have “Meter sales”?

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Now I’ve seen everything!

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 2 years ago

    Harder than it sounds.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    My process for asking for a piece of cake … more icing.

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    Nobody_Important  over 2 years ago

    Been a standard joke with a friend of mine for years, whenever we see a “yard sale” sign, we have to ask the question the other one: “Do you need a yard?”

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 2 years ago

    That’s more like a sod sale.

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    Daffer   over 2 years ago

    All the above comments are great, enjoying my coffee;-))

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Makes sense – I guess they couldn’t very well have “garage sales”…

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    mikeywilly  over 2 years ago

    1st green retailer, hey its renewable!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    This is what happens when you take things literally.

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    JenSolo02  over 2 years ago

    Oh, is that what happened to my yard? No, it is due to years of beloved canines! My backyard has, quite literally, gone to the dogs! Also, since I live in the Chesapeake Bay watershed, and my son the fish biologist did a summer internship researching the “health” of the Bay umpteen years ago, and learned how the dead zones were increasing at that time, he convinced me to stop using my commercial lawn service. Such lawn services and their chemicals used by homeowners in the the watershed add a significant amount to the demise of the ecosystem of the Chesapeake Bay.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Circular plots? A pi in the sky idea.

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    PuppyPapa  over 2 years ago

    That’s amazing, folks! This might depict the actual first time that gag was used!

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    Sod farm.

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    …and then there is the fact you can’t buy a wall at Walmart.

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