One time I took 19 quadruple bogeys.
Golf, a good walk spoiled.
I’m playing caddy for a new guy today. His name is “Saber-Tooth-Tiger Woods”.
Language NSFW, but funny. https://youtu.be/14NQIq4SrmY
For some, the only game they have is the trash talk.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
Are you a scratch golfer?
I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where the heck it went.
Someone could use a smack
Always remember that “golf” is “flog” spelled backward…
Nah I’m a rich millionaire, you see my doctor told me to get out and carry golf clubs around a couple times a week. -Tony D’Annunzio
well, if I wanted to smack balls all day I’d just stay home
I walk 18 holes a couple times a week. And 9 holes a couple times a week.At around 7 miles per 18 holes it’s great exercise and I’m almost 70!
Cavewomen got Sunglasses!
Funny thing but my Caddy only gets about 12 miles to a gallon with out any back talk.
George Carlin and Robin Williams described golf to a Tee (pun intended).
nothing funny here, folks. Just go home. Zzzzzz….
Considering their equipment, it looks like golf was boom to stone age technology.
I used to enjoy pushing that little ball through the grass. The only problem was that, every once in a while, the dang thing would fall into one of those little holes and I had to reach down to take it out.
He spent too long in the 19th hole that he was expecting to find the 20th hole.
Smack-Talk just 100 clams. Real Smack-Down 200 clams.