B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 01, 2022

Easy come, easy go.

Rude!!!

Very cute pelican.

Now we know how to make a pelican flip his lid.

So that’s how the trash can was invented.

Mine, mine, mine.

I’m surprised that no one has said that old line yet….“A Pelican can hold more in its mouth than its belly can.” (You’re welcome)

It’s ok, “It’s bill holds more than it’s belican” part of Ogden Nash.

Action – reaction – satisfaction. Whatever works.

Pelican, thinking to himself: “At least he didn’t throw trash in my mouth like the last guy did”.

Pelican: “First, I felt blessed and grateful. Now I feel like I’ve been used.”

Not so much a pelican as a pedal can’t…….

He learned that trick from Fred Flintstone.

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So that’s how those little trash cans were invented.

I guess there is a common saying among pelicans, “Be aware of the black sheep in your family. They don’t work, but are just a bunch of thieving free-loaders!”

One birds trash in another birds treasure. …or lunch. Whatever,

Didn’t you learn your lesson when he did that last week?

Flintstone technology

Could’ve been one of those no-touch kitchen trash cans for Fred Flintstone!

Now we know why the archaeopteryx became extinct.

A funny old bird is a pelican. His beak can hold more than his belican. Food for a week. He can hold in his beak, But I don’t know how the helican.

Apteryx got fish!

Dinner is served!

The Lord giveth and a smarter bird taketh it away…..

Instant karma: A sea gull snatched the last bit of tuna sandwich outta my hands. It fell out of his beak, and the other birds successfully finished it off. So THERE !!

I hate when that happens.