B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 13, 2022

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    Horrible & Obstructive Association

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    I can think of a good use for one of those rocks, right now!

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    Ricky Bennett  4 months ago

    No, he’s not. The HOA will fine you first…

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    The “compulsion” to conform. Today it’s rocks. What’s next?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Why don’t you take it with you? I’ll pass one to you. Ready? Here it comes…”

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    My oldest lived in a HOA community. The HOA required a stool sample from each of his dogs for ID purposes using DNA. They could then ID dog’s excrement and levy fines.

    I think he just grabbed two samples from the local park.

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    taz1313  4 months ago

    Neighborhood Nazis.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Better stay out of Nancy’s neighborhood.

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    Individualism? We stamp that out!

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    I know what the A stands for, and it isn’t “Association”. Just leave out “ociation”.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    I’m fine with that.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 4 months ago

    An HOA? – Time to move away from that dictatorial regime.

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    dcdete.  4 months ago

    Do they qualify as landscape rocks if B.C. claims they are his pet rocks?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    Two rocks would be a pair of rocks.

    Four rocks would be too many.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    If you hit him with a rock, is he stoned?

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    cdward  4 months ago

    I admit, I live in an HOA community, but for the most part, I have no issues. I’ve lived in apartments where the landlords had far more restrictions. I’ve lived in regular neighborhoods where town government had restrictions (including fining people for leaving dog excrement lying around). I suppose some HOAs let the “power” go to their heads, but ours is pretty laid back, and I gotta say, they work pretty hard to make living here reasonable.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    The old saying of “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all” may apply here!

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    In their time it should be the COA (Cave Owners Association).

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Try to collect. The. fine, not the rocks.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    He’s right, of course, three rocks is too ghastly for a cave home. Now, had he decorated the third one with moss, well, then that would’ve been different.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    He’s over assisting. :D

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    pheets  4 months ago

    I know that some folks really like the consistency of an HOA but I could NEVER live under such micro and costly management. Not if I OWN the place..

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    I watch the NY Knicks play basketball!  4 months ago

    Treasonous Trump will be chiseling rocks in Gitmo soon. Lol

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    brick10  4 months ago

    And thus the development of the first trebuchet!

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    Carl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    When the revolution comes the HOA will be the first to fall!!!!

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    “OK.”

    [BONK!]

    “Problem solved…”

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Ridiculous! They’re out of control!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    The trick to dealing with a HOA is to know where the board members live.

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    HOA what is that? I own all my land and house?

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    J. R. M.   4 months ago

    Third rock from the sun?

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Just one of many reasons I’ll not live in an HOA neighborhood. Not that at my age I plan on moving to one.

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    Watchdog  4 months ago

    I clipped this and taped to my front door

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    Cincoflex  4 months ago

    I think Ernie Brushmiller might disagree: Three rocks are perfect!

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    Asharah  4 months ago

    What do you pay the fine in? Rocks?

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay, I’ll make it two too many!

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    More like the COA

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 4 months ago

    The biggest problem with HOAs is that the only people that want to be officers are the ones that love to have people under their thumb.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  4 months ago

    I think those letters should really stand for “Horribly Obnoxious (Donkey)holes”!

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    We have an NA (neighborhood association) with voluntary donations and few rules. There are always some people who park their RVs in the driveway or don’t prune their trees.

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    ekke  4 months ago

    Just collect enough to cover the HOA inspector. Doesn’t matter then which dog, does it?

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    sisterea  4 months ago

    HOA’s can be good unless they are run by mini despots will illusions of grandeur, think DeSantis.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have never had a residence that fell under the purview of an HOA. Thank dog.

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    MT Wallet   4 months ago

    If it were Gilchrist’s Nancy he’d have the right number.

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    ron  4 months ago

    And yet, some people will buy where an HOA controls everything instead of somewhere nice.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  4 months ago

    The malfunctioning educators again, this is some of the junk being taught them. “Project Renew” is failing.

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    Willameano Premium Member 4 months ago

    About ten years ago we bought a house in an HOA near Denver. It was a foreclosure that hadn’t been lived in since April. I moved in late August and two weeks later got my notice that my yard “wasn’t up to community standards”. Really? Nice welcome to the neighborhood. Then even though there wasn’t a tree between the sidewalk and the road, we had to plant one or risk getting a tree planted by them at our (very inflated) expense. It was very obvious there hadn’t been a tree there in years. Plus it had to be on the “approved” list of acceptable trees. Happy days when we sold that house!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have been told that by far the most calls our HOA gets relate to dogs. I said I would take all of the dog calls and handle them if they would let me have two, since I train my own dogs well and it would be no burden on anyone. That didn’t fly either. I walk through the entire complex pretty much every day at least once and I can easily point out at least one infraction that is obvious at almost every house. It’s kind of a game when I don’t have anyone other than my dog walking with me and we go several miles. I don’t report people.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 2 months ago

    HOA’s seem to be a particularly American, and maybe Russian/Nazi, phenomenon. Why do you have them?

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