B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 22, 2023

In the case of a snake it is more like spiking.

Planking?

It’s a boomslang!

As thick as two short planks?

As a child, I was supposed to walk the plank

We couldn’t afford a dog.

Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank?

Because they washup on shore.

Why did the chair break when a plank fell on it?

It had no lumber support.

What do you call wooden planks arranged in a circle?

Board meeting.

Do0kie Bird does not (will not) plank.

Either that or the snake swallowed TFB’s club.

Come back? Never thought it left for exercise enthusiasts.

He’s rock surfing.

If something is “coming back” in B.C. imagine how old it must be!

I had forgotten all about that…Thanks a lot, guys for making me remember…

Snake had better move soon or he’ll be stuck like that. It’s like your mom used to say about the faces you made.

(blank stare…)

Yea…..I thought Moses was there and about to pick him up.

My first thought was it had to do with baking fish on a plank. Local seafood house listed that on its menu. Never heard of the other form until this arc. Personally, I think the baked trout was a better choice.

snake with a hardon

Planking was the new craze in exercise back in 2011 phased out in early 2012. However if he can stay like that, Jane could use him as a club to smash other snakes. Fun for all!!

Has it ever gone away?

Snake-yoga.

Ever get a crook in your… body?

He’s practicing for the next Karate Kid film.

10,523 B.C., Viagra was invented.

Great art. I wonder who is doing the art now. Anybody out there know? The bird looks like a character from “UFO” comic…

Plank, plink, plunk … sound from the next stall.

lol….I have no idea either and I’m 74.

I never stopped

When I googled Planking I got this- ***How long should a beginner hold a plank?Most experts suggest anywhere from 10 up to 30 seconds is plenty. “Focus on doing multiple sets of smaller amounts of time,” says L’Italien. As you progress, you can extend your plank for up to one or even two minutes, but don’t go beyond that.Nov 13, 2019

“Who let the snake get into my Viagra?”

Amen to that :-D